Waffles with the King of Evil"Breakfast with the King of Evil"A/N: I don't know, either. D:Also, "Breakfast with the King of Evil" was going to be the title, but the character limit forced me to shorten it.--Most people she knew woke up to alarm clocks or sunlight. Rachel woke up to find something new and very big casting a great shadow over her bed.Not that she cared."Five... more minutes," she murmured, rolling over again and squishing the side of her face into her pillow."No," said a deep, rumbling voice. "You do not have 'five more minutes'."The next thing Rachel knew, she was lying half-naked on the floor, and her right arm was a bit sore from the fa